Isn't it amazing how much time and energy we devote in life towards making other people happy, often making ourselves miserable in the process?
When a woman asks if a pair of pants makes her look fat, the worst answer to give is, "It's not the pants that make you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat!"
There are a considerable number of truths about life that my father certainly knew, but never told me. I wondered for many years why he didn't share those insights wih me, but now think that I know...
...he didn't want me to become discouraged!
"Become like the ocean, or you will be seasick every day." -- Leonard Cohen
I find it amazing that there are those who regularly watch millionaire professional athletes and entertainers who yet begrudge teachers their salaries. You can judge a society by who and what they reward. Sports is ephemera; teachers touch lives. I''ll be watchining the much-touted Superbowl for the commercials and halftime, nothing more...
There are three things which are frowned on in America; being fat, being bald, or being old. This leads to eventual difficulties for many, as being old is inevitable, being bald is likely genetically predisposed, and being fat may also be. In particular, becoming old in America is treated as something vaguely shameful to be denied or hidden as long as possible...
I had an "everything" bagel the other day. It left me unfulfilled...
I've finally stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now...
There are times in life when the best thing to say is nothing. Choose your battles carefully, and do your own mental health a favor...
My "Anger Management" class really pisses me off!
I walked into a "Wine and Spirits" store the other day, and boy, was I disappointed! They had wine alright, but not a single ghost to be seen...just a lot of bottles of alcoholic stuff! I was all primed up to see some spooks, too...isn't this false advertising?!
Gun control and abortion; two emotionally-charged and divisive American issues that are unlikely to find resolution in the foreseeable future...
For those who complain about it, there are far worse things in life than being bored...
...trust me on this!
Apparently, when an American senator is bought by the NRA, they STAY bought by the NRA...
It's true that you should kill your enemies with kindness, unless of course you have a firearm or a friend named "Guido..."
An apple a day, it is said, will keep the doctor away. Well, it will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough, and with sufficient accuracy!
Two institutions that really cling to traditions are the Papacy and the English monarchy. This is not necessarily a bad thing, but is certainly out of synch with the leanings of society and popular culture...
Mitt Romney thinks the Harlem Shake is something McDonald's only offers during Black History month...
Wouldn't you like to be Pope, so people would wanna kiss your ring? When the cardinals meet, who cleans up all the bird droppings afterwards? We'll know they have a new Pope when white smoke comes out of the chimney; either that, or the Cardinals have gotten into some good dope! But I'm not even Catholic; I'm a devout loafer!
Almost everyone is someone else's idea of a monster, so if you can't be a good example be a horrible warning...
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Wisdom Learned..., posted April 17th, 2014
Withholding Information..., posted April 12th, 2014
Be Like Water..., posted March 20th, 2014
Stupor Bowl..., posted February 1st, 2014
Forbidden Things..., posted August 5th, 2013
Disappointed..., posted July 18th, 2013
Together, At Last!, posted May 24th, 2013
A Life Lesson Learned..., posted May 24th, 2013
The Irony..., posted May 7th, 2013
Was Disappointed..., posted May 6th, 2013
As the Sparks Fly Upwards..., posted May 4th, 2013
High-Class Worries..., posted May 1st, 2013
Gun foolery..., posted April 24th, 2013
One's Enemies..., posted April 14th, 2013
Fruit for Thought..., posted March 22nd, 2013
Clinging to Tradition..., posted March 14th, 2013
Why He Lost..., posted February 23rd, 2013
Papal Perspectives..., posted February 12th, 2013
Perspectives..., posted February 1st, 2013
Musings..., posted February 1st, 2013
Let the Games Begin..., posted January 25th, 2013
Enough of Winter, Already!, posted January 23rd, 2013
Send In the Geeks!, posted January 14th, 2013
Seasonal Affective Disorder?, posted January 4th, 2013
Secretly Glad..., posted January 2nd, 2013
Snow Job?, posted December 28th, 2012
Pretzel Logic..., posted December 24th, 2012
Apocalypse, Again!, posted December 21st, 2012
Sickened..., posted December 14th, 2012
Still A Vast Wasteland!, posted December 6th, 2012
Classic Comments..., posted December 2nd, 2012
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They're Coming!, posted November 26th, 2012
I Really Must..., posted November 23rd, 2012
Give Thanks!, posted November 22nd, 2012
The Horror, the Horror!, posted November 21st, 2012
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It's a Walmart World!, posted November 16th, 2012
My Therapist, posted November 16th, 2012
Alms for the Poor..., posted November 15th, 2012
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He Shouldn't Have..., posted October 23rd, 2012
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Still Loving' Halloween!, posted October 8th, 2012
Like Kids in Furry Clothing!, posted October 5th, 2012
A New Appreciation, posted October 4th, 2012
Full Moon!, posted September 30th, 2012, 2 comments
Emulate the Animal, posted September 28th, 2012
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